clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via measurable)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via barack-obottm)

  • baby: d...d....
  • parent: come on! say it!! daddy!
  • baby: dale

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

(Source: sweetstarlighht, via unescapable)

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

(Source: meladoodle, via bastille)